Terms of Service

ianclaird.com — last updated July 30, 2026

This is a personal portfolio site with some interactive art built in. It is provided as-is, for fun, with no warranty of any kind. Don't abuse it, don't try to break it for other visitors, and we'll get along fine.


SMS & voice program — "HAL calls you back"

These terms apply only if you ask HAL (an interactive art easter egg) to call your phone. At a glance:

Program
the HAL 9000 interactive art project at ianclaird.com
What you get
one one-time SMS verification code, then the single voice call you requested — verification codes only, never marketing, never conversational texts
Frequency
one SMS per request you initiate · strict daily caps · no recurring messages
Cost
message and data rates may apply
Help
reply HELP to any message, or email career@ilaird.com
Opt out
reply STOP — that number is never texted or called again, permanently (reply START to lift it)
Eligibility
US numbers only · enter only a number you own or are authorized to use

Everything else

The games, the terminal, and the AI conversations are entertainment. AI-generated responses (HAL is played by a language model) can be wrong, weird, or in character — don't rely on them for anything. All content © Ian Laird.

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